Heh.
Tag: humor
Happy Christmahannakwanzika!
A happy Thanksgiving to you and yours from me and mine.
Engineer Joke
This came out of a seminar at work today on the importance of specifications. Supposedly it’s a true story from a few years ago. (And if I have to explain it to you, you’re not an engineer and it won’t be funny to you anyway.)
A note found on a Drawing at an Advanced Micro Devices semiconductor fabrication facility in Austin, Texas:
“3. Furnish and Install per MIL-TFD-1111.”
The contractor filed a Request for Information:
“We find no MIL-TFD-1111 specification. Please provide.”
The engineer replied to the RFI:
“MIL-TFD-1111: Make It Like The Friggin’ Drawing For Once.”
Zombies!
I live in NW Tucson, but outside the city limits. The area has been annexed by the town of Marana, but apparently I’m just outside that, too. Still, this news is worrisome: 
A digital road sign in Marana was reprogrammed over the weekend to warn drivers of undead corpses.
Someone without a dictionary tampered with a road sign on West Camino de Mañana, which is now West Twin Peaks Road, and issued this message to motorists: “Caaution Zombies Ahead!”
Area resident Dan Wolters first noticed the warning around 8 a.m. Sunday.
I need to load ammo! The zombie apocalypse is upon us!
Something Got Past the Filters!
That’s happening a lot to the MSM these days, but this was Sunday’s Dilbert-a-Day calendar ‘toon:
Explains a lot, doesn’t it?
From the Grave
This appears to be real. Here’s the obituary posted at the funeral home website. Here’s the newspaper edition:
(Click for full size.)
From an email from my brother. (Now, back to reading.)
I’m Not Much of a Shotgunner . . .
…but I need to try this:
You’ve gotta wonder how well a cheese Danish would fly. Six days old, I’d bet they “dust” pretty good, too!
Quote of the Day – Gun Review Edition
Even unfired (by me, at least) out of the box, racking the slide was like rubbing snot on glass. — Day at the Range, SVI Infinity – Initial impressions and first 1000 rounds
Or, as they say where I grew up, “slicker’n snot on a glass doorknob.”
Hat tip to Uncle for the pointer.
Separated at Birth
Now we know where Jeff Dunham came up with the idea for Walter:
Any idea where the inspiration for this one came from?
Your Moment of Zen – Heatwave Edition
And now for something a little different. It’s hot. Damned hot. Africa hot.
How hot is it?
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!