Quote of the Day – American-Occupied America Edition

Quote of the Day – American-Occupied America Edition

I mean, you’ve got to be a decadent Westerner to wake up; note “Dammit, my computer’s dead”; unplug the mouse and keyboard from it and plug them into the spare computer sitting on the desk right next to it because you couldn’t be bothered to go find your netbook and power it up and then whine wirelessly to all your friends on the intertubes about how much your life sucks.Tam

Quote of the Day – Previous Election Edition

Quote of the Day – Previous Election Edition

From this comment thread:

My favorite comment from last election (I think it was here, actually) was “I like Cthulhu’s foreign policy of destroying everthing and devouring everyone, but not so much his domestic policy of destroying everything and devouring everyone. Still better than Hillary, though.” – Ken

I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.