Best Joke I’ve Heard in a While
What’s the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac Escalade?
Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 400 yards.
Tag: humor
This Made Me LOL
Just for Fun
Just for Fun
I received this via email today:
Thought you might enjoy that.
There’s an App for That
XKCD Obviously Reads TSM
XKCD Obviously Reads TSM
You Can’t Un-See Something Once You’ve Seen It
You Can’t Un-See Something Once You’ve Seen It
No matter how much mental-floss, steel wool and acid you take to your frontal lobes.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Mr. Bill as the Tooth Fairy.
Run away! Run away!
Zombieland Rule #2: Double Tap
Today’s Argyle Sweater:
It has applications beyond the Zombocalypse!
I Love Me My Bloom County
I Love Me My Bloom County
I still have a copy of “Night of the Mary Kay Commandos”. And PVP is one of my daily reads now.
What Caliber Do You Use?
What Caliber Do You Use?
XKCD strikes again!
The Parking Ticket
The Parking Ticket
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, ‘Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him a shit-head.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, we didn’t care. We came into town by bus and the car had an Obama sticker. We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired. It’s important at our age.
Stolen shamelessly from Eagle7222 at AR15.com. 